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Never Mind the Redcoats: A Butlins Novel

by Paul Wojnicki  

Ich bin ein Butliner!

Join Whisky, one star section leader at Butlins Skegness as he attempts to make it to the end of the 1997 season without being sacked. Not as easy as it sounds when you are busy plundering your venue’s safe, fraternising with villains and smuggling large amounts of class A narcotics onto camp; not to mention making enemies with psychotic security guard, Knuckles, and the very real risk of contracting a highly infectious skin disease. Will he make it to the holy grail of the Butlins season, the club 18-30’s reunion? Or will he fall victim to Knuckles, scabies, impetigo or the Skegness police?

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